1) would that I could pay for it in a non-useless way. As I may have previously complained about, I have actually written to the BBC asking them to let me pay them for my pirated Whoverse, and the answer has not been helpful.

2) first, any super secret download comm that may or may not exist is probably getting their file off bittorrent, so that's a good first bet. There's kind of a situation with download comms that I would be able to speculate on in email - my email is my lj name @gmail.com.