Seriously, there will be cookies and unicorns and holding hands skipping through the fields of daisies. Or at least a flowchart. A "No Reasonable Offer Refused" flowchart. We can fit the harem slaves in there somewhere!

Dude, I did not know I was such a Rodney fan until I started thinking about my pairings. Because yes, the McShep is bickery and adorable, but also: McKay/Zelenka! McKay/Teyla! Even McKay/Ronon can be quite appealing if well-written! And then there's McKay/everybody, which is the win.

(Close) second best is Zelenka/whoever. Me + science = happy.

You know about vintagemilitary, right? The "Captain Jack has sex with everyone everywhere in every possible universe" challenge? It is not as huge as it should be yet, but the potential! Oh the potential.