Seriously, I have never spontaneously done a pushup before in my life. It was very strange, is all I'm saying. (Bench presses, yes, once in a blue moon, but those are done lying down. It's like a little nap! Or so I tell myself.)

Re: AU, I'm afraid it's getting oversincere! I do oversincere very well. Any chance you want to take a look at it and maybe poke some holes in it? And also tell me whether there should be plot-resolution porn.