confession: somewhere in the depths of my old hard drive lurks about three hundred pages of Highlander Mary Sue, written when I was in the eighth grade. On the one hand, pride dictates that I burn/destroy all evidence; on the other hand, I don't think I'll write a hundred pages of anything ever again, so really, go emo teen muses.

OH MAN I had totally forgotten about Robin Hood and Will Scarlett. When I was eight and oblivious I really thought there was something going on there. The combination of Mary Sue and mysterious medieval mpreg particularly wins.