I don't know what's more depressing, the theory that they did it based on an uninformed idea of what women casual gamers want, or the theory that they focus-tested it and people demanded more sexuality-policing from their video games.

The good news: I emailed Amazon (I bought it from Amazon Digital Downloads) explaining my problems with it and asking for my money back and they gave it to me. If I ever find a game I like again, I will buy it from them, because that was awesome.