One billion people on the other side of the planet can't be wrong? There is some great Bollywood, provided your taste runs mildly cheesy and your attention span runs really really long. Besides, dance numbers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA5qyJ_7fs0)

I know, and as soon as one of us gets Blackpool, I suppose *cough* all of us will have Blackpool. One of these days someone will find it.