I bought the Gonzales-steps-down New York Times this morning, and all day I've been shoving it in people's faces and going HEE! (The fact that several people did ask me if he's the president of Mexico does not diminish my glee because I say it doesn't.)

I KNOW. I have a complicated (and silly!) conspiracy theory that Gonzales chose this week because he didn't want the Rove Treatment. I somehow think he will not escape unmocked, however.