Your zen cat has completely calmed me! Which is almost a shame because I still had my iharthdarth (when we last met you were a bleeding nugget on fire) icon left.

I'm always down with teaming up for the common good. However, I have no idea how to proceed! Any suggestions?

You make chocolate torte? Clearly you are a giant among lesser mortals. I make delicious ginger bendy cookies (like ginger snaps! But bendy!) So clearly we should have been channeling our comment battling energy into baking.