Our plan for world domination requires further strategic planning, perhaps? Ikea and meatballs sounds like a good plan. But these troops need weapons. I vote supersoakers and lightsabers - Jedi skillz with a touch of whimsy.

I'm glad you voted against killing me, as that would probably be terribly inconvenient for both of us.

Ginger bendies. WANT.

And I think we should be more concerned that our giant comment thread will become self-aware and rule humanity. ("I'm sorry Phenlt, I can't do that.") Or possibly produce zombies, but really, what are the odds?