November 3rd is a scary scary day.

[sapote]

[Poll #1290487]

Comments

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I have the good chocolate all picked out.

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

I have seen your chocolate and I expect something foreign. Preferably with an umlaut in the name. That certifies it as good.

[nimnod.livejournal.com]

Lol. To be truly American it needs to taste like baking chocolate and contain peanut butter ;)

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I was thinking East Coast Elite chocolate. Let the Red States eat Hershey's, dammit!

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

THE HORROR. THE HORROR.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

SALTY WHEY BLOCKS ARE GOD'S CHOSEN FOOD, I will have you know.

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

I expect nothing better from the woman who reads about zombie god worshipers who use pregnant blocks of wood as interior decorating.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Who take the form of giant storks or pelicans, I will have you know.
I'm only on page 183, and there was the first instance of doomed interspecies romance already. This being Stork/Human, not Human/Block of Wood.

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

Just because you buy me flower chocolates doesn't mean you can keep hurting me like this.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Oh, we do have good chocolate if you're willing to pay $4 a bar for it.

And that is just starting to be sufficient for apology candy.