bandom puts the "fun" in "brain fungus"?

So today, having completely lost the fight with daylight savings time, I gave up on productivity and installed Sims 2 Nightlife. I never installed it back when it was new, because I have even more meh for pretend bar scenes than real bar scenes, and that's a whole lot of meh. I finally got excited about building little downtowns, though, so I plugged the thing up and started my first household.

And I accidentally made Pete Wentz. He has a lil hoodie and tiny pants and boy band hair and eyeliner, and I couldn't make his teeth big enough, but I gave the poor Sim full activity points so that he ricochets around like a pingpong ball in a jam jar.

What's worse, I set his dating turn-ons to "red hair" and "people who wear hats".
::headdesk::

I don't even like any of the bandom bands. How did I end up with bandom OTPs? Someone explain this to me.

(I am genuinely concerned for little Sim Pete (whose Simname is Mychal, because I wasn't going to be that obvious up till I told the internet about it), because I refuse to flat-out make him a tiny pixel-based Patrick Stump, and what if there's no appropriately be-hatted, ginger Townie? That would be so sad. I need to take a break from lurking in bandom journals, maybe.)