Who wants to hear about my wacky dream? Internet, I choose you!

I dreamed last night that Barack Obama and I had been best friends since kindergarten and told each other everything and sometimes hugged, but not <i>like that</i>, why did people keep claiming we liked each other like that? Because I thought Michelle was the best thing that ever happened to him! Jeez, head of the house finance committee, get a life and stop spreading gossip!

The whole dream basically recast the election as a high school AU. But I remember being all sad at the end because he got elected President and had to go live his dreams, and I had to go be the US ambassador to Mauritania.