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Did in fact play the first thirty minutes of Mass Effect 2 last night. Spent the entire time alternately explaining to D exactly how uncomfortable the plastic space bras would have to be to get that shape (side hemisphere but a completely flat underarm rib area? I feel like you could only get that effect with a combination of padding and tape) and complaining to him about how Female!Shepard and Miranda can't consummate their space love.

I am glad that even in a game famed for Gay Sex in Space I choose only unattainable ships. That seems very much my speed.