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sapote ([personal profile] sapote) wrote2007-08-28 09:48 pm

LiveJournal auto-post

I am actually deleting the auto-postage but I will share that one line from a generated post was "unwrap the cube of spinach and plop it down in the middle of the dark alone."

I quite like that.
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[identity profile] lurkmuch.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Autoposting is totally cracking me up. It's like they *almost* make sense. They're close enough that I keep trying and then my brain hurts.

[identity profile] sapote3.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
They're like those strangely poetic spambots (actually, probably almost identically like).

This one just struck me because it was so Cooking with Emo: take the spinach and plop it down in the middle of a soulless suburban context. Then shred some carrots, which will remind you of how your ex-girlfriend shredded your soul when she left, after which point you might need to have a cry. Salt dish lightly. With your tears.