1) I really would have liked it if her friends had been, like, women with baby-weight who open their purses and pacifiers fall out, and of course they're trying to wear, like, maiden-y bridesmaid dresses and friend 1 is all "I look TERRIBLE since the twins" and Gwen is all "You look absolutely beautiful." SUBTEXT: Gwen would have liked a baby, but she is stuck! Until she stops fighting aliens!

This would make the mock-pregnancy poignant.

7) I need to finish writing that. Writing Ianto is tough, but Ianto/Gwen is delicious.