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And while Stephanie Meyer's portrayal of just how scary one presumes it is to be expected to go from Virtuous Chaste Courtship to doing the intercourse in the space of a day is very real and touching, something about the fact that it's the second day of Bella's honeymoon and she's already figuring out how to cover the bruises burns that goodwill right off.

ETA:
Bella: "I want to go to college."
Edward: "No, you don't."

ENJOY A NICE STAKE DINNER, ON ME. ARGH. ARGH.