And while Stephanie Meyer's portrayal of just how scary one presumes it is to be expected to go from Virtuous Chaste Courtship to doing the intercourse in the space of a day is very real and touching, something about the fact that it's the second day of Bella's honeymoon and she's already figuring out how to cover the bruises burns that goodwill right off.
ETA:
Bella: "I want to go to college."
Edward: "No, you don't."
ENJOY A NICE STAKE DINNER, ON ME. ARGH. ARGH.
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But many supernatural romance fantasy things have objectionable elements, and some of them get me, objectionable elements and all, and some of them don't get me and so I spend all my time objecting - so I'm not saying that someone who Twilight just hit right in their vampire kink shouldn't like it. I just - derive gleeful fun from not liking it? Basically?
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I don't even know if that was a proper response to your comment? But yeah, I'm a little cracked out today.