Like a Germanic robot sent from the future to wear suits.

Every so often I see pictures of Michael Fassbender (like this NSFW set on T-LO) and I'm reminded again that his face does, like, nothing for me. I think it's because he looks vaguely like someone I could be related to, assuming my relatives were really super into the gym? Not enough that seeing him naked freaks me out, but enough that his face makes me think more "dude looks like he needs a nap" then "gee willikers his nouns my verbs".

But anyway if you haven't seen Michael Fassbender naked yet in some other medium, you can see his butt in that link. I think everyone interested in his butt has already seen it though.