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[sapote]

Okay, so mostly I'm curious, because hello, internet! I write really slowly! I've posted a total of two things! I like exclamation points!

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

In other news, last night I dreamed that I was the lead singer in a Rage Against the Machine tribute band. We mostly played small auditoriums, and were very popular in Mexico. Apparently I was rocking out so hard in my sleep that I sleepwalked across the house and ended up on the couch. Roommate #2 is sorry that she missed this because she is sure I was sleep-air-guitaring my way down the hall. Roommate #2 knows me well.

Comments

[revbiscuit.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you writing dS, but I've told you that already. Failing that you could try a spot of Wilby Wonderful. See, I give you options, too. *g*

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I'm actually trying DS! ::is proud of self::
I struggle with the wacky police hijinks, though. And also with the porn. And there should be porn. I feel I owe Canada fandom something for how ridiculously happy it makes me :-)

I haven't seen Wilby Wonderful yet. I know, criminal, that. As soon as I get Slings & Arrows burned & off my harddrive I'm going to give WW a try.

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

More SGA, please? *makes Puss In Boots eyes*

Or the crossover that lands the West Wing crew in Atlantis? (Which would not work. Seriously. I know this. Sorkin characters do not lend themselves to crack. And yet I want it. *le sigh*)

A cracked out crossover of Captain Jack and anything or anyone you choose.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Oh but I cannot write crack anyway! I can write crack premises with Great Sincerity.

It is very flattering that people are responding to this *g*

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

Crack premises with Great Sincerity is still fun.

And I suck at prompts and suggestions. Pretty much all I can do is vague but incredibly sincere enthusiasm or highly specific *totally impossible* things. (Seriously. I don't know why I want to see Rodney McKay and Josh Lyman arguing. I don't even know what they *would* argue about.)

To sum up: Yes! More! Please! Like this environment AU! Or...something else! That would be good, too!

I lose at helpfulness.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

(Seriously. I don't know why I want to see Rodney McKay and Josh Lyman arguing. I don't even know what they *would* argue about.) Dude, I totally want to see this too now. But my way of responding to prompts is to try to make the prompter write them. Because my muse is such a special snowflake. ::loses at being helped:: Maybe eventually!

Now I know that my friendslist is totally full of people whose crack AUs I would read! Thanks for playing.

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

Environmental AU? *g*

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

In beta! Man, people seem to want me to write exactly the kinds of things I write *g*

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's nice when things work out like that, heh. :D

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

Well, we know about the vid you refuse to make (is sad). In my personally biased way I'd like you to write the Unitarian AU. Possibly where Sheppard's the new minister, Rodney's the head of every committee ever, Teyla's the director of religious education and Ronon would make an awesome secretary (this may be my perverted brain here). Or, you know, any combination or permutation thereof. It would be awesome! *Tries to use Jedi mind powers* Why is the force not with me?

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Hee!
Though to be honest, I think Sheppard came from something more guilt-ridden. If only I knew more about Lutherans?

Now Teyla, Teyla would be a good minister. She would totally have a buzz cut and be tired all the time, though. And Ronon would just be the minister's husband. He'd head up the softball team?

I can't figure out how to get John or Rodney in there, though. Rodney in my mind is a furiously athiestic humanist and John still faintly believes he's going to hell for Teh Gay.

::contemplates::
It is tempting to convert all characters ever, isn't it? Did you see where synecdochic decided TealC was either a Unitarian or a liberal Episcopalian? I pretty much had a geekgasm right there.

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

I see that, I really do. I had a separate brainwave where it would be awesome if Rodney was the pianist for the congregation and he actually disparages them. I just think John would be a hilarious minister just because of the sermons he'd give.

My minister was raised Catholic, really Irish Catholic, it came out a bunch since he was still dealing, but it didn't stop him. Ooh, backstory, John could have still been all military, like his family, but at some point the battalion minister guy could have been unitarian and John would have respected his laid back approach to the whole religion and also maybe the tone done on the fire and brimstone rhetoric. I mean, he's at war, right? People being blown up all the time, places destroyed, good people, good places, all that. Then maybe he gets kicked out or actually resigns or whatever it is you do; gets himself kicked out by coming out, whatever.

I think John would get a huge draw from the youth people and really offend the older types who would be scandalized and offended by his short sermons and unorthodox methods.


Um. Whatever. I still want my unitarian AU.

I DID see that! I was all glee and joy about the Teal'c thing.


OOH! Or John could stumble into the church post-military and Rodney would do that vague, 'you there, hold this' thing and Teyla-as-minister would kinda draft him into those random things that would need doing and he could be hired help! And play on Ronon's softball team. And slowly his heart could be healed through the magic of individual spiritualism!(just kidding).

As for Rodney, many of my congregation were complete atheists who identified first as humanists and second as unitarians, if that means anything.

Just because I ramble does not mean in any way that I want to write this. Really.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Your Jedi mind tricks totally worked. ON YOU.

I can see Rodney as pianist! Rodney as the pianist that everyone secretly hates, except for the ones who publically hate him and secretly like him, because they've been gritting their teeth over the tone-deaf soprano in the choir for TWENTY YEARS and Rodney finally, finally got her to stfu. She's now in charge of responsive readings, which is not Rodney's department, at least, even if she delivers them with a lot of dramatic gestures.

My minister was a straight-married research chemist athiest. Who then became a gay-married Buddhist minister. I see Rodney as maybe being the angry kind of athiest, though. The sort that does not darken our UU doorstep until they have kids, and since McShep ate my brain, I couldn't see Rodney spontaneously reproducing.

Yes! John is freshly out of the military and all newly semi-out and confused and deeply angsty, and also he wears a toolbelt and replaces lightbulbs. And Rodney is holding the box of lightbulbs for him while John's up on a ladder (how many unitarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?) and Rodney goes all dry-mouthed and stuttery over John's fine, fine man-ass.

And then they make out in the choir loft.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

p.s. I totally want you to write a John sermon.

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

STOP TEMPTING ME YOU DEVIL WOMAN

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

::dances up and down waving prompt tauntingly::