All right, internet, somewhere out there there has to be John Sheppard/Rusty Ryan from Ocean's Eleven. Right? Don't make me write it!
Or! Given that John and Rusty are very similar: Rodney McKay/Rusty Ryan! McKay is the new computer guy on the heist! Rodney and Rusty bond over snack food! Danny Ocean is all jealous! It would be AWESOME.
I wish I had enough handle on character voice to do crossovers. Some day, internet. Some day.

Or! Given that John and Rusty are very similar: Rodney McKay/Rusty Ryan! McKay is the new computer guy on the heist! Rodney and Rusty bond over snack food! Danny Ocean is all jealous! It would be AWESOME.
I wish I had enough handle on character voice to do crossovers. Some day, internet. Some day.

Yay! Beans!
I understand completely. When I studied Philosophy at university I couldn't even watch tv commercials without ripping them apart for their assumptions and underlying theories. And it never goes away...
Re: Yay! Beans!
To be honest it reminded me of Season 1 of SGA - 90% this is so awesome and 10% I am now completely unfit for nongeek company. Worth it, I think.