Generated by LJ Comment Stats.
Wow, that was sort of what I expected and sort of not!
I'm to the stage of sleep-procrastination where it's less work to stay online than get up and go to bed. I think meme-posting is the sign that it's time to make that final push. Good night, internet!
Tags:
no subject
What! I'm not even in the top ten! Bah!
no subject
no subject
stalkingcommenting.no subject
no subject
(Yeah, I don't even know what that means. But it's a giant stalker party, and we're both invited. HI!)
no subject
Woot, it's a party! Does this mean we get delicious tiny sandwiches? Because that's definitely something I look for in a proper party.
(and oh, I'll take you down even if that means leaving hilariously short or off topic comments on random posts. What Would John McClane Do hasn't failed me yet)
"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf*cker!"
Tiny delicious sandwiches, and cupcakes. And perhaps a martini or two. It's a very nice party.
(You think I can't do random and off-topic? "Random and off-topic" is my middle name. BRING IT ON!)
Re: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf*cker!"
::helps self to sandwiches:: lurkmuch, phnelt. Phnelt, lurkmuch. I'm going to wander off to refill the bubble machine now, talk amongst yourselves.
Your Biological and Technological Distictiveness Will Be Added To Our Own
It's a comment battle royale! what with the meme thing doing the judging. And it has cruelly frozen me at this Lesser State with no hope of Reprieve. Woe! Woe upon me and my statistical representation!
(I see why you don't go by your full name lurk-random-and-off-topic-much is rather unwieldy)
Lurkmuch of Borg
Curse you, and your fiendishly clever icons. I cannot hope to compete with Canadian Borg. (Have a small Zen cat, instead.)
Perhaps, instead of this pointless comment battle we should combine forces! For the better
harassmentamusement ofthe line must be drawn here!
I'm always down with teaming up for the common good. However, I have no idea how to proceed! Any suggestions?
You make chocolate torte? Clearly you are a giant among lesser mortals. I make delicious ginger bendy cookies (like ginger snaps! But bendy!) So clearly we should have been channeling our comment battling energy into baking.
And no further!
Plan? ::blank expression:: Hadn't gotten that far. Phase one: team up. Phase three: total world domination. No idea what phase two is. (Although this freakishly long off-topic comment thread might be a start!)
Bendy ginger cookies sound delicious. Because I like gingersnaps a whole bunch, but I often wish them to be more bendy and less snappy.
I'm sure there's a topical Star Trek quote for this, but I can't pick one.
Step two is definitely the fall down step. All I've filled into that blank is Ikea: take over and supply troops with self-buildable barracks and protein in form of meatballs. It's good we teamed up, otherwise I'd probably have to figure out whether this was one of those, 'I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you situations', which would add difficulties because a) I already told you and b) I don't want to kill you and c) even if I wanted to kill you, I don't know where to find you to enact my retribution or whatever it would be called. Also, it would be a tremendous hassle.
Sometimes you just don't have a convenient mug of tea with which to soften your ginger snaps and at the same time crunching through does not appeal. The secret to ginger bendies is molasses, btw. This is not a secret recipe. I'm not stealthy enough for those, they don't get passed down to me.
Aand I've just added a giant comment to our giant thread. Are you suggesting that our thread will get enough mass that it divides, becomes a multicellular organism and then destroys Tokyo? Because that is a devious plan.
I'm with Starfleet, we don't lie.
I'm glad you voted against killing me, as that would probably be terribly inconvenient for both of us.
Ginger bendies. WANT.
And I think we should be more concerned that our giant comment thread will become self-aware and rule humanity. ("I'm sorry Phenlt, I can't do that.") Or possibly produce zombies, but really, what are the odds?
Star Trek zombie AU: It's worse than that Jim, his brain is gone
Firstly, "I'm sorry Phenlt, I can't do that." AAH. That is terrifying, no lie. I mean, I know that movie was long and boring compared to modern standards, but I watched it when I was young and impressionable and nothing has ever been more creepy. Except maybe the Name of the Rose. Possibly. Zombie babies are less frightening sheerly because I have my zombie preparedness plan ready to activate. Be assured, I have been informed of my zombie, hmm, preoccupation, but I think that I shall be the last to laugh (possibly literally) when the invasion comes and I'm the only one with escape routes and enough flammables. (The only thing in my zombie preparedness med kit is a 9mm (not really)).
Jedi Skillz with a touch of whimsy. I have decided to live my life according to this code. I am a changed
womanJedi. Clearly, the missing ingredient in my plan was your genius tactical advice. World domination has never seemed so achievable.After writing about ginger bendies, I actually had to get up and make some. mm, cookies. I am sharing them with you virtually? Internet-cookies?
As for the length of the comment thread, I only get really worried when they become so narrow that a single word cannot fit across. That would probably require action.
Look, they can't all be "City on the Edge of Forever".
Mmm, delicious internet cookies.
Whimsical Jedis is the name of my new band.
I am terrified of zombies, and I am glad you are prepared for the eventual zombie invasion. (It's all fun and games until someone's brain gets eaten.)
New goal: comment thread of one word length! GO!
no subject
Also, I'd like to apologise for the many malapropisms in the last comment and probably in this one too. English has been deserting me recently.
Zombie resistors, unite! I joined an anti-zombie militia, once. They gave me some good pointers. What I've never understood are the zombie walk people. I mean, why dress up and imitate a zombie? They are going to rise up and eat us, this is not my idea of a role model. Does that make any sense to you?
By the way, that is an excellent band name. I haven't even thought of what my band should be called (if I ever had one, which, shouldn't everyone? This is what tv has told me)
no subject
(scroll down)
I SUCK at timely replies. For serious. I love zombie AU. If there's one for the West Wing, there's one for every fandom. (There really is one for WW, and that is one we-don't-DO-AU fandom.)
I like to think of malapropisms as a gift with purchase. Entertaining, if serving no particular purpose.
And, despite having no particular musical ability...I like to be prepared with band names. (Current runners up: Whimsical Jedis, Tragically Pieless and Abe Froman and Chicago Five.)
that's why he's the goddamn captain
"Continuity: We're going to pretend this never happened" sporfle
And see, I hit 'post comment' went, oh wait, reference was gotten, but I had not realized the extent of your witty riposte. Consider my hat doffed.
Clearly malapropisms have been long maligned and I should be reclaiming them. Or wait, renaming them (that was really unforgivable).
Tragically Pieless! That is a band name that speaks to me very soul and is a statement of the human condition! (disclaimer: I am currently tragically pieless). I have all sorts of disaster readiness, I should really be prepared for sudden band onset.
Circling back, if you have in your keeping a link to that zombie West Wing story...I am equal parts intrigued and terrified, and I would like to be intrigued and terrified while able to decide whether to read the story.
Timely replies, like context, are for the weak?
"Zombies are delightful and delicious. As am I."
::sends you virtual pie::
Apologies, I am entirely without further witty repartee, as it has been a long day. But I hope you enjoy the zombies.
no subject