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[sapote]

So in the_oscar_cat's viewing chat today we started discussing tentacle porn. Like you do. And I volunteered to post the links that came up. No recommendations for goodness, badness, or the consequences to your soul.


Swap/Meet, by rosemending. SGA, NC-17. In which an Asgard beam swaps their Manly Parts. It all ends in tears. (ETA: My tears. I'm going to warn for the writing on this; rosemending, if you're out there, it's not personal.)

Never a Dull Moment, by dustys_fic. SG-1, Jack/Daniel, NC-17. For tentacles.

The Upside of Having Wraith DNA by Kat Reitz and Tzigane. SGA, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17. Also for tentacles.

No Title, or, I Think I'm Going to Become a Nun, by toft_froggy. SGA, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17. Tentacle / diaper-fetish combo.

The Cetacean Situation, by littera_abactor. Due South, Fraser/RayK, NC-17 for tentacles, but after that last one, this seems downright wholesome.

See, I should make some joke about needing to bleach my eyeballs now, but actually, I just love the internet even more.

ETA: Now with

Untitled Elijah/Viggo AU part one part two part 3. LoTrps, by shaenie and anatsuno. Elijah/Viggo. NC-17. Tentacles. My life is complete.

Abbott and Costello Meet the Rainbow Coalition by shrift. Farscape, John/D'Argo, NC-17, apparently tentacles come with the package.

Spike/Tentacle master list, BtVS/Angel, various, NC-17.

Fractal Julia, Torchwood, pg-13, by salieri. I actually really recommend this one.



Consider this your opportunity to post tentacles. Any pairing, any fandom. Because I would hate to leave a tentacle unlinked.


Atlantis: Hentai, by jenna_thorn. John/John's mutant tentacles. NC-17. Heh.

An Aesthetic Solitary Thing by eliade, NC-17. Purposeful badfic, except this is really quite good. Wings. and also tentacles.

I love this fandom.

A Lover's Embrace by mckays_girl. NC-17, McKay/Sheppard, tentacles.


And Now The Matter, by rubynye, NC-17, Little. Mermaid, Ursula/Ariel.

Love is a Warm Tentacle, by te, NC-17, DCU, Tim/Tentacle? May I say as someone who started off in X-files, it makes me happy to see Te here.

Comments

[rydra_wong]

I feel obliged to point out that Farscape has canonical tentacle porn.

(Well, it has canonical tentacles which are canonically erogenous zones, and there is onscreen licking and fondling of said tentacles at various points.)

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

To whom do these tentacles pertain? The big orange guy?
Torchwood only halfway has canonical tentacle porn. If only they'd gone there.

[rydra_wong]

Indeed. And I can recommend the charming Abbott And Costello Meet The Rainbow Coalition by shrift (okay, the tentacles are not so much centre stage, but tentacular anatomy is very definitely referenced).

[lazulus]

I can't believe I missed a tentacle porn convo because I went to the Seduced: Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now exhibition at the Barbican with a friend yesterday and - to our great joy - there was Japanese tentacle porn as one of the exh1ibits! What a coincidence. ;)

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Well, hey, as long as you got some tentacles in your week?
::facepalm:: yeah, SGA people like to share the crack. Will you be along next week?

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

btw that exhibit looks amazing.

[lazulus]

It was very good and very interesting, although we were both somewhat disappointed by the lack of women artists represented - it felt very much from the male gaze. But at least there was gay sex! So that was something at least. :)

I shall indeed be there next week! I was really sorry to miss it but every first Sunday in the month is my film club so I am otherwise engaged on that day. :(

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

I looked through the website, at least, and may I say that I love 15th-century monk porn? I did not even know that it existed to love.

[lazulus]

Rembrandt! Seriously, I was all !!!!!! He did some really raunchy stuff that I have never seen or heard of before!!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

OMG, that exhibition looks amazing. How long is it on for? Damn, I have to go if it's still there in December.

[lazulus]

It finishes at the end of January and I do recommend it. It's thought provoking and challenging and we had a really long and intense discussion about it that continued for the rest of the day, which really does say something.

[2am-optimism.livejournal.com]

thanks for this!! There's definitely another SGA one that I can't remember, and also some lotrips tentacle!porn which I wish i could find again.

not that I'd, uh, read the stuff of course ;)

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

If it occurs to you, please advise.
Not that I would read it. Either.

Also, LoTRps tentacle porn? That makes my soul fill with glee.

[2am-optimism.livejournal.com]

http://toft-froggy.livejournal.com/298921.html?thread=2631849#t2631849

Found in record time by samena

:D

[tty63.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the compilation. Just in case I ever forget the wonderfulness of fangirls. :)

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

hee. Crack warms my soul on the rainy days...

[summertea.livejournal.com]

bahahahaha. \o/

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

don't you mean >o< ? Where that is a tentacle monster. Saying yay.

[summertea.livejournal.com]

I... I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

Babylon 5 also has canonical tentacles. Centauri males have SIX. And they're prehensile. :D

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Oh, Londo, how I miss you.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

Also, I found you some more tentacle fic!

Love is a warm tentacle (http://thete1.livejournal.com/419298.html), by thete1 (DCU, Tim/Tentacle creature)

Now, the Matter (http://rubynye.livejournal.com/269615.html) by rubynye-- Little Mermaid, Ursula/Ariel fic

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

::is terrified::
::adds to post::

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

God, I miss Rosemending SO MUCH! She wrote the best crack ever. *sniff*

Here's some more of that Lotrips one: part three (http://shaenie.livejournal.com/252688.html)

And two more SGA:
Hentai: Atlantis (http://jenna-thorn.livejournal.com/398212.html) by jenna_thorn
An Aesthetic Solitary Thing (http://eliade.livejournal.com/468719.html) by eliade

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Posted! Also, god I love SGA fandom.

yet another SGA

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

A Lover's Embrace (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=12267&warning=12) by mckays_girl (not sure if she's on LJ or not?)

I seem to remember some really horrifying stuff coming out of some cliche ficathon or other (like, assbabies horrific) but couldn't find it. And I should keep working on this paper that's due tomorrow, instead of scouring the internet for tentacle porn, omg.

Re: yet another SGA

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

write like the wind! Also, thanks.

amireal had a fic challenge that produced, well. The diaper tentacles you see in this post. Was it someone else?

Re: yet another SGA

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

Nope! I knew it was something from amireal's challenge, I just couldn't remember what it was called or who it was by. Mystery solved.

And I was hoping to do that chat next week, but if it produces a discussion about tentacle porn? I am so there.

Re: yet another SGA

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

It's a good time, you should come round! And, as someone said somewhere, three fangirls in a room any pause in the conversation pretty much automatically leads to tentacle porn.

It's true.

Re: yet another SGA

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

Tentacle porn...or MPREG...or something equally horrific. I am fascinated by tropes like that. Like, no one admits to reading them...but there's always fics to be found.

And yes, the chatting next week will totally be my reward after writing stupid paper all day today, after which I am mostly done with this semester.

All. Day! (No, I lie. I took a break to help give the dog a bath. My life=rich, full tapestry.)

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure isiscolo had some sort of list of fics involving tentacles in the HP fandom (there were a lot)...

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I have opened the floodgates.
Also, I remember squidwarts now.

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

...see, now, I am totally tempted to read through these. *pokes curiosity*

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

...And on your comment above, I also remember squidwarts. *facepalms*

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

SQUIDWARTS WAS SO GREAT IT MAKES ME CAPSLOCK. Man, those were the days.

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

Oh fandom. You surely know how to bring the crack awesome.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

dooo itttt. If you end up with a tentacle fetish it is totally not my fault, though. Hey: I actually recommend Fractal Julia. It is pg-13.

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

I did read that one, and it was strangely engrossing and course I am probably developing a very very strange kink involving tentacles and hope and math and, well, this is all your bad influence! ;)