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[sapote]

So in the_oscar_cat's viewing chat today we started discussing tentacle porn. Like you do. And I volunteered to post the links that came up. No recommendations for goodness, badness, or the consequences to your soul.


Swap/Meet, by rosemending. SGA, NC-17. In which an Asgard beam swaps their Manly Parts. It all ends in tears. (ETA: My tears. I'm going to warn for the writing on this; rosemending, if you're out there, it's not personal.)

Never a Dull Moment, by dustys_fic. SG-1, Jack/Daniel, NC-17. For tentacles.

The Upside of Having Wraith DNA by Kat Reitz and Tzigane. SGA, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17. Also for tentacles.

No Title, or, I Think I'm Going to Become a Nun, by toft_froggy. SGA, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17. Tentacle / diaper-fetish combo.

The Cetacean Situation, by littera_abactor. Due South, Fraser/RayK, NC-17 for tentacles, but after that last one, this seems downright wholesome.

See, I should make some joke about needing to bleach my eyeballs now, but actually, I just love the internet even more.

ETA: Now with

Untitled Elijah/Viggo AU part one part two part 3. LoTrps, by shaenie and anatsuno. Elijah/Viggo. NC-17. Tentacles. My life is complete.

Abbott and Costello Meet the Rainbow Coalition by shrift. Farscape, John/D'Argo, NC-17, apparently tentacles come with the package.

Spike/Tentacle master list, BtVS/Angel, various, NC-17.

Fractal Julia, Torchwood, pg-13, by salieri. I actually really recommend this one.



Consider this your opportunity to post tentacles. Any pairing, any fandom. Because I would hate to leave a tentacle unlinked.


Atlantis: Hentai, by jenna_thorn. John/John's mutant tentacles. NC-17. Heh.

An Aesthetic Solitary Thing by eliade, NC-17. Purposeful badfic, except this is really quite good. Wings. and also tentacles.

I love this fandom.

A Lover's Embrace by mckays_girl. NC-17, McKay/Sheppard, tentacles.


And Now The Matter, by rubynye, NC-17, Little. Mermaid, Ursula/Ariel.

Love is a Warm Tentacle, by te, NC-17, DCU, Tim/Tentacle? May I say as someone who started off in X-files, it makes me happy to see Te here.

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[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

...And on your comment above, I also remember squidwarts. *facepalms*

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

SQUIDWARTS WAS SO GREAT IT MAKES ME CAPSLOCK. Man, those were the days.

[lavilleperdue.livejournal.com]

Oh fandom. You surely know how to bring the crack awesome.